New fic is posted to ishieland on an irregular basis.

Older fic is archived in this journal under this tag, or on ff.n (lol ff.n)

( 2009 fics by fandom )

Who's got two thumbs and doesn't want to shovel anymore? This girl!

1. new completed stories
   1. Weakness
      30 Rock (Cooter/Jack, Jack/other): PG-13
      "Are you sure I can't get you anything else, Mr. Donaghy?" Jonathan wrung his hands together. "I still have a barrel of cheese balls behind my desk!"
      
      
   2. Carpe Diem
      Gosford Park (Robert/Mary): R
      At night, as she flops boneless and exhausted into her narrow little bed in the room above Lady Trentham's, she presses her face into her pillow and remembers Robert's lips on hers.
      
      Both are challenge fics for Porn Battle VII (The Seven Deadly Sins)
   
   
2. 15 min ficlets
   1. Narcolepsy
      Black Books (Fran Katzenjammer): PG
      The first time her date fell asleep on her...
      Suggested by cptnsubtext!

My leg hurts, randomly.

And now it's time for the weekly fic roundup! (I don't understand why findyourwords has been such a gigantic kick in the pants but YAY \o/)

NOW INCLUDES 100% MORE REQUESTED DRABBLESFICLETS! (Get your own!)

1. Requests
   1. NCIS (DiNozzo), for quietliban
      
   2. Narnia (Lucy), for mari4212
      
   3. Black Books (Manny, Fran, Bernard), for cptnsubtext
      
   4. Indiana Jones (&Mutt;), for inkdot
   
   
2. 15 min ficlets
   1. XF (Scully): G
      
   2. 30 Rock (Kenneth): G
   
   
3. Updated WIPs
   1. Firefly, "Mercenary" (Jayne(/River-ish): various ratings
      Prompts 33-40 of my old joss100 Big Damn Table
   
   
4. New completed stories
   1. 30 Rock (Jack/Liz, sorta): R
      Technically, this one doesn't count for my 2009 total but I did post it in the past week!

FYI: Reading a Black Books fic while pretending to pay attention to a boring meeting is not exactly conducive to said pretending to pay attention to a boring meeting.

Hopefully, they thought the barely-suppressed hysterical laughter was a coughing fit or something.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, a_t_rain!!
Hope you're having a great trip! ♥
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FYI
In future, I would like all of my breakups to follow the sterling example set by Bernard and Manny, complete with drunken, nicotine-stained bouts of glassware-smashing, violent outbreaks of physical and verbal abuse (and mollusks) and a special guest appearance by an extremely creepy Simon Pegg who doesn't move his arms when he walks. He's so hot in pastel.

Yes.

Although I'm not entirely confident that I can pull off the saffron yellow bedsheets as well as Bernard does. Same with the little ruffled red skirt.

Oh! Also, everyone should watch Jet Lag with (julie_reads's French First-Boyfriend)Jean Reno and Juliette Binoche. If you haven't already, that is. If you have, you should squee with me in comments.

YES.

And the English department can bite me. I spent the last three weeks on a wait list for a summer course, got the go ahead to register, went to register and my place was gone. In fact, the course is now over-registered. BY TWO SPOTS. WTF? What was the point of my even going through channels if anyone else can just squeeze in ahead of me and now I can't even get back on the wait list ;LKAJ;DH;KDJF;ALJDF;LAJSD;FKLJ

(I'm trying something new: instead of spamming eighty gafrillion times a day, I'm just going to add onto one post whenever the mood strikes and then post everything at once. I predict it will last approximately two hours.)

FYI: Dylan Moran's the most terrific drunkard I've seen since I moved out of the dorms.

( Britcoms are the new crack )

ALSO. I heart Jessica Stevenson. A lot.

Hahahaha "I ate all your bees!" I love Black Books. Oh Manny. Oh massive crush on Bernard Black, the filth wizard.

WHAT. THERE'S AN ALAN PARTRIDGE MOVIE COMING SOON? HURRAH!

AND HOT FUZZ IS THE ULTIMATE FANDOM CROSSOVER. I CANNOT WAIT.

Oh! And Coogan has a new show airing soon? Called Saxondale? Has anyone heard anything about this? I MUST HAVE IT.

Um. V. v. bored. Am reading v. good Star Wars fic (pre-Episode II) during breaks at work. Anakin is properly annoying and conflicted, without drifting into whiny bitch mode. Obi-Wan is lovely and very Ewan-tastic. The plot hasn't even really started to gel, but I like it muchly.

Which reminds me, last night, I had the strangest desire to watch Episode I (I blame Peter Serafinowicz) but I couldn't find my copy of it. Which is bizarre, because I own no less than two copies of that piece of crap. Maybe I burned them in a Bonfire of Crap and then blocked the memory. Man. That sucks. The pod race is my tried and true non-medicinal method for falling asleep -- it's better than warm milk! In fact, I don't think I've seen the movie the whole way through since the first time I saw it in the theater. Just the sound of pod engines is enough to make me start snoring.

(So. Yeah. The making-just-one-post lasted all of four hours. Sigh. This constant spammage wouldn't be so bad if I actually had something to say, but alas. ALAS.)

Um. I can still interview more people!

pee ess: I hate when coworkers make long insanely boring personal phone calls. Lots of them. Right next to me. And they have to repeat every other sentence like nine times. And they make these horrible guttural noises of disgust in the back of their throat to anything said by the other person. OMFG. That's what non-work time is for, people. Stop making me hear about your cat and your sister and your mother-in-law and the repairman and ARGH.