1. Thank you so much to icalynn, misscam, wandersfound, fujiidom and htbthomas for the snowflakes! ♥
   
   
2. And a hearty Y HALO THAR to the new folks from the sheldon_penny friending meme! Round about these parts is a whole lot of nothing lately, but be warned that the flailing, the crazy, and the incoherent capslock of rage sometimes gets a little spammy. :D? :D?
   
   
3. WORKING FOR A LIVING >:(
   
   
4. OH ALSO HERE HAVE SOME SNIPPETS FROM STORIES THAT ARE GOING NOWHERE, TO MY VERY GREAT DISMAY:( okay let's try this under a cut! )
   
   
5. OMG damalur THANK YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH FOR THE REC AT HET_RECCERS ♥

Teyla's first glimpse of her team's homeworld was of bright golden lights and dark hulking buildings streaking past the tinted windows of their ground transport.

inlovewithnight

The Conservation Center for Art and Historic Artifacts in Philadelphia, where Ben Franklin’s Poor Richard’s Almanack and Frederick Douglass’ diaries have been preserved, recently prepared some Springsteen-abilia—including dozens of notebooks containing everything from lyrics to tour information and a to-do list that lists “extra garage door openers”—for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Museum exhibit “From Asbury Park to the Promised Land: The Life and Music of Bruce Springsteen.” Best item: an orange composition book with lines on the cover for the owner to fill in a name, address, and subject. The spaces read: “Bossinheimer Jones / Cool Street / Your Mama.”

austen

apocabigbang

"So, a Goa'uld, a Wraith and a Communist walk into a bar."

"Technically, a Goa'uld would inch into the bar..."

"Yes, thank you. Technicalities are so important to drunken humor."

"...that was humor?"

1. new completed stories
   1. In the Hollow Tree, Part One | Part Two
      Stargate Atlantis (Teyla/Rodney): PG-13
      

      "You are not going to use us as bait," Teyla said, keeping her voice as even and mild as she could. The notes were hard to decipher, many of them written by hands shaky with too much coffee or adrenaline or fear. The lab reports were easier to follow: copious amounts of blood from only one donor were left at each scene. In each case, there was enough blood present that the victim's survival without immediate medical attention was unlikely.

      AU for telesilla as part of the sticksandsnark ficathon. She gave me the prompt "Teyla and Rodney investigate supernatural events (cameos by other SGA characters a plus!)" and I actually managed to hit both!
      
      
   2. The Plato's Stepchildren Gambit
      The Big Bang Theory (Penny/Sheldon): R
      

      The knocking started just as Dream Keanu Reeves took the flute of champagne out of Dream Penny's hand and leaned down to kiss her on his penthouse balcony. With a groan, Real-life Penny dragged herself off the couch and yanked open the door.

      Started from a prompt set on the Porn Battle, but it grew to ridiculous proportions. Set in the same universe as Fascinating.

1. The Big Bang Theory (Penny/Sheldon)
   3000 words, PG-13? Possibly R
   Set in vaguely the same universe as the Porn Battle snippet from last month
   
   
2. Stargate Atlantis (Teyla/Rodney)
   10,000+ words (WTAF), PG-13
   Due for the sticksandsnark exchange on Monday

If you see this, post three recs in your journal - any three recs - that you think don't get enough attention. They don't have to be the three best ever works of fiction or art, just something that you would like to see get noticed.

1. In the Time to Come by intl_princess: West Wing, Toby, CJ. This is gut-wrenching and funny and so easy to imagine.
   
2. This Is What Happened by whitetower: Sarah Connor Chronicles. All I know about the Terminatorverse comes from the movies, but this fic makes me want to watch the show.
   
3. The Man in the Elevator by samdonne: SGA/Doctor Who. Just a tasty little fic starter that brings together two of my favorite fandoms.